A story about frecklesdance
One day, this cool alien named ET came to my window and was like… hey if you give me some reeses pieces ill take you to the hottest/sexiest/coolest/most adorable girl in the world. So i gave him all the reeses pieces i could find in the world and hopped in his spaceship. Then… I got out and found frecklesdance and now I love her soooo much. The End
(of course your #1 is to live in Ireland… you silly irishwoman you)
